C’mon! This is NYC Ladies, who doesn’t love free stuff!!
OK, OCT 19, is the day the founding mothers, GRACIE DOS SANTOS and I, and ALL THE VIXENS worked so tirelessly for, and raised $120,000 by harrassing our friends, working our every connection, cajoling everyone we know into donating majorly cool things for our live and silent auction, bugging our celebrity friends to emcee and sing not just for our benefit but for YOUR BENEFIT, so you women out there who are UNINSURED (as you know, I was one of them!) can have FREE MAMMS sponsored by The Cancer Vixen Fund at St Vincent’s Comprehensive Cancer Center!
Time: 8:00 am - 4 pm
Location: SVCCC
RSVP: to schedz an appmt call 212 814 6009. Walk-ins are welcome.
WHO: If you are a woman 40 or older, or over 35 with a history of breast cancer in your family, you are invited to participate in a one day mamm screening.
And if a FREEBIE BOOBIE SQUEEZE doesn’t get your butt down there, maybe this will:
3:30 pm - 4:40 pm Educational Seminar. “Kick Cancer off The Planet with Early Detection and Prevention”and learn about reducing your risk and how to detect breast cancer early.
And if that doesn’t get you off your butt to save your ass, maybe this fact will:
The Patron Saint of Breast Cancer, the one, the ONLY…the creator of The Pink Ribbon, The founder of The Breast Cancer Research Foundation, the living legend herself EVELYN LAUDER says:
EARLY DETECTION = 98 % SURVIVAL RATE!!!!!
VIXENS 98% IS 2 % AWAY FROM 100%!!!!! HAVE YOU EVER IN YOUR LIFE HEARD OF A BETTER STATISTIC (WHICH CAME FROM THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY SO IT IS REAL SO REAL!!!) THAN THAT????!!!!!
So ladies, come on downtown!!!
Meet the Co-Chair of the Cancer Vixen Fund at SVCCC, the AMAZING GRACIE, too!!!! (Talk about butt-saving - she’s saved mine!)
And wait! There’s even more…
Like…
A MAJOR PRESS CONFERENCE TO BUILD AWARENESS WITH AWESOME SPOKESPEOPLE AND GUESTS WHO WILL GET MAMMOGRAMS ALONG WITH US SO KEEP CHECKING IN WITH AS WE REVEAL MORE SURPRISES!!!!
AND ON TOP OF THAT…
Later that day is everyone is invited to…
The GREAT GERALYN LUCAS of WHY I WORE LIPSTICK TO MY MASTECTOMY fame and yours truly are doing a reading from our memoirs at SVCCC at 5:30 - 6:30 with a Q&A, with deeeeeeelisicioso appetizers from DA SILVANO!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!
Save your life and your appetite!!!
If you crave more deets or want to see our groovy poster, click on this link:
Btw, stay tuned for more on Oct 19! And remember…
WE ARE NOT VICTIMS, WE ARE VIXENS!